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Top 12 Craziest Excuses Pest Control Techs Miss work

This is an article found in the January issue of PCT Magazine. I thought I would share the humor with ya.


When asked to share the most unusual excuses employers gave for missing work, employers offered these real life doozies:

1. Employee said a chicken attacked his mom

2. Employee’s finger was stuck in a bowling ball

3. Employee had a hair transplant gone bad

4. Employee fell asleep at his desk while working and hit his head causing a neck injury

5. Employee said a cow broke into her house and she had to wait for the insurance man

6. Employee’s girlfriend threw a Sit n Spin through his living room window

7. Employee’s foot was caught in the garbage disposal

8. Employee called in sick from a bar at 5:00 pm the night before


February 4, 2011 - Posted by | Friday Funnies


  1. Hold up a minute, I’ve had a cow saunter through the back door. It was good timing though, we were outa’ milk.

    Comment by DL Greenlee | February 15, 2011 | Reply

    • Bwahahaha. Walmart had done run out too huh? 😛 Good stuff.

      Comment by Kevin Riner | February 15, 2011 | Reply

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